Sunday, December 30, 2012

10 QUESTIONS Round # 3


QUESTIONS: Please answer in 5 words or less

 

1. Where do you live, city & country or state?

2. From your country what is the most unusual food you like, that most foreigners would hate?

3.  If you had to live in any country besides yours, what would be your favorite & least favorite, in that order?

4. If you were stranded naked on a deserted island & were allowed one thing, what would it be? (no transportation allowed)

5.  If you could only choose one book as your favorite, what would it be?

6. If you could have a conversation with anyone, dead & alive, who would it be, in that order?

7. If you could have sex with anyone, dead & alive, who would it be, in that order?

8. What is your favorite movie & television show, in that order?

9. If you could only have one super power, what would it be?

10. If you found a magic lamp & got three wishes, what would they be?

 

 

Joseph A. W. Quintela

 

1. Where do you live, city & country or state? I live in a state of ion emergency, survived

2. From your country what is the most unusual food you like, that most foreigners would hate? Last week, I ate three pages torn from a copy of Ulysses. They tasted a bit stale but otherwise chalk-full of highly nutritious wit and wonder.

3. If you had to live in any country besides yours, what would be your favorite & least favorite, in that order? The Country of Astonishment & the Country of Apathy

4. If you were stranded naked on a deserted island & were allowed one thing, what would it be? (no transportation allowed) Given my appetite for literature and penchant for making clothing from books, a copy of Ulysses seems all that I would need.

5. If you could only choose one book as your favorite, what would it be? Any book that has, suddenly, come to life.

6. If you could have a conversation with anyone, dead & alive, who would it be, in that order? I converse with the living and dead, together at once, all the time. For instance: a conversation that I instigated between Allen Ginsburg and George W. Bush.

7. If you could have sex with anyone, dead & alive, who would it be, in that order? I once had a threesome with Paul Celon and Matthea Harvey.

8. What is your favorite movie & television show, in that order? I try to keep my eyes on the page. But sometimes, if you're cagey, you can turn YouTube into a page.

9. If you could only have one super power, what would it be? The ability to go viral.

10. If you found a magic lamp & got three wishes, what would they be? but you: festooned in vestal blood : could only wish for skin

 

 

Neil Ellman

 

1. New Jersey

2. Spam

3. Australia/Singapore

4. Suntan Lotion

5. U.S. Army Survival Guide

6. Thomas Jefferso/Bill Clinton

7. Marilyn Monroe/Jessica Alba

8. Lawrence of Arabia/Stephen Colbert

9. Invisibility

10. Three Days in life of Sean Puff Daddy Combs.

 

 

 

Michael Dwayne Smith

 

 

1. Where do you live, city & country or state? Apple Valley, in the Mojave desert of California.

 

2. From your country what is the most unusual food you like, that most foreigners would hate? Truly do not grok food hate, but will say: grasshoppers.

 

3. If you had to live in any country besides yours, what would be your favorite & least favorite, in that order? Iceland, YES (rivers of world's best vodka, shot at a date with Björk). Iran? I'll just shoot me-self now, thanks.

 

4. If you were stranded naked on a deserted island & were allowed one thing, what would it be? (no transportation allowed) A wet suit.

 

5. If you could only choose one book as your favorite, what would it be? The Selected Levis.

 

6. If you could have a conversation with anyone, dead & alive, who would it be, in that order? Frida Kahlo & Phil Levine.

 

7. If you could have sex with anyone, dead & alive, who would it be, in that order? Together, same time: Cleopatra & Ingrid Bergman & Scarlett Johannson & Salma Hayek.

 

8. What is your favorite movie & television show, in that order? Raising Arizona & Frida (call it a tie) & The Killing for TV.

 

9. If you could only have one super power, what would it be? Freeze-frame time for everything around me-- but to make it interesting let's say for exactly 10 minutes and can only freeze 50 times during my life. Matter fact, gonna write that story.

 

10. If you found a magic lamp & got three wishes, what would they be? (1) Eat whatever I want with no physical effect,(2) more time to write,(3) world peace, ad infinitum.

 

 

 

 

E.S. Wynn

 

1. California's closest thing to Appalachia

2. Sprouted grain vegan garlic bagels.

3. Iceland, Australia, Sweden, Canada, Philippines.

4. Waterproof matches.

5. Storm Constantine's Wraeththu.

6. Carl Sagan, James Cameron.

7. Jenette Goldstein, circa 1986.

8. Aliens, Jericho.

9. Plants do whatever I imagine.

10. Eternal youth, time machine, luck

 

 

Gerald So

 

1. Where do you live, city & country or state? New York, United States.

2. From your country what is the most unusual food you like, that most foreigners would hate? Street hot dogs.

3. If you had to live in any country besides yours, what would be your favorite & least favorite, in that order? Canada; Iran.

4. If you were stranded naked on a deserted island & were allowed one thing, what would it be? (no transportation allowed) Drinkable water.

5. If you could only choose one book as your favorite, what would it be? DON QUIXOTE by Miguel de Cervantes

6. If you could have a conversation with anyone, dead & alive, who would it be, in that order? My father; Philip Levine.

7. If you could have sex with anyone, dead & alive, who would it be, in that order? I would take forever deciding...

8. What is your favorite movie & television show, in that order? Raiders of the Lost Ark; NCIS

9. If you could only have one super power, what would it be? Heat vision.

10. If you found a magic lamp & got three wishes, what would they be? 1) To hear from old friends, 2) Health, 3) Peace of mind.

 

Kevin Ridgeway

 

1. Where do you live, city & country or state?

Whittier, California, USA

2. From your country what is the most unusual food you like, that most foreigners would hate?

Fried chicken and waffles

3. If you had to live in any country besides yours, what would be your favorite & least favorite, in that order?

Japan and Iraq

4. If you were stranded naked on a deserted island & were allowed one thing, what would it be? (no transportation allowed)

A pin-up girl!

5. If you could only choose one book as your favorite, what would it be?

Cat's Cradle

6. If you could have a conversation with anyone, dead & alive, who would it be, in that order?

Warren Zevon and Bob Dylan

7. If you could have sex with anyone, dead & alive, who would it be, in that order?

ZaSu Pitts and Patti Smith

8. What is your favorite movie & television show, in that order?

Duck Soup, Ernie Kovacs Show

9. If you could only have one super power, what would it be?

Invisibility

10. If you found a magic lamp & got three wishes, what would they be?

Peace, love and new underwear.

 

 

David Blaine

 

1. Where do you live, city & country or state?

Michigan

2. From your country what is the most unusual food you like, that most foreigners would hate?

I think anyone would like the food that I eat.

3. If you had to live in any country besides yours, what would be your favorite & least favorite, in that order?

Italy and North Korea

4. If you were stranded naked on a deserted island & were allowed one thing, what would it be? (no transportation allowed)

Sunscreen

5. If you could only choose one book as your favorite, what would it be?

Angela's Ashes by Frank McCourt

6. If you could have a conversation with anyone, dead & alive, who would it be, in that order?

Carl Sandburg and The Dali Lama

7. If you could have sex with anyone, dead & alive, who would it be, in that order?

Dead, I don't want to think about that! My wife.

8. What is your favorite movie & television show, in that order? A River Runs Through It. Jeopardy.

9. If you could only have one super power, what would it be?

Omniscience.

10. If you found a magic lamp & got three wishes, what would they be?

That I would have whatever it took to make me happy, that everyone else would have whatever it took to make them happy, and that the Geni could have whatever it took to make him happy.

 

 

 

Alain Crozier

 

1. Where do you live, city & country or state?
La Clayette, Burgundy, France

2. From your country what is the most unusual food you like, that most foreigners would hate?

froggs

3. If you had to live in any country besides yours, what would be your favorite & least favorite, in that order?
USA, UK

4. If you were stranded naked on a deserted island & were allowed one thing, what would it be? (no transportation allowed)
internet connection

5. If you could only choose one book as your favorite, what would it be?
Wilderness, from James Douglas Morrison

6. If you could have a conversation with anyone, dead & alive, who would it be, in that order?
Patrick Dewaere, Johnny Depp

7. If you could have sex with anyone, dead & alive, who would it be, in that order?
Margaux Hemingway, Mariel Hemingway

8. What is your favorite movie & television show, in that order?
Lost in translation, muppets show

9. If you could only have one super power, what would it be?
teleportation

10. If you found a magic lamp & got three wishes, what would they be?

Immortality, ever young, rich

 

Justin Grimbol

 

1. Where do you live, city & country or state? Portland, Maine.

 

2. From your country what is the most unusual food you like, that most foreigners would hate? Kraft Mac And Cheese.

 

3. If you had to live in any country besides yours, what would be your favorite & least favorite, in that order?I want to live in Mexico. I do not want to live in Korea.

 

4. If you were stranded naked on a deserted island & were allowed one thing, what would it be? (no transportation allowed) Nympho lady with massive butt. .

5. If you could only choose one book as your favorite, what would it be? Ham On Rye. Bukowski.

 

6. If you could have a conversation with anyone, dead & alive, who would it be, in that order? Ray Bradbury(dead). James L Brooks(Alive).

 

7. If you could have sex with anyone, dead & alive, who would it be, in that order? Frida. Nicki Minaj.

 

8. What is your favorite movie & television show, in that order? Terms of Endearment. Roseanne.

 

9. If you could only have one super power, what would it be? Super Boner.

 

10. If you found a magic lamp & got three wishes, what would they be? 1. Travel back in time and visit dead mom. 2. Lose eighty pounds. 3. Have adamantium skeleton.

 

 

Ray Sharp

 

1. Where do you live, city & country or state? Houghton, Michigan

2. From your country what is the most unusual food you like, that most foreigners would hate? I eat like a foreigner

3. If you had to live in any country besides yours, what would be your favorite & least favorite, in that order? Sweden, North Korea

4. If you were stranded naked on a deserted island & were allowed one thing, what would it be? (no transportation allowed) a sharp knife

5. If you could only choose one book as your favorite, what would it be? Love in the TIme of Cholera

6. If you could have a conversation with anyone, dead & alive, who would it be, in that order? Pablo Neruda, Lucinda Williams

7. If you could have sex with anyone, dead & alive, who would it be, in that order? Helen of Troy, Carla Bruni

8. What is your favorite movie & television show, in that order? Unbearable Lightness of Being, Laugh-In

9. If you could only have one super power, what would it be? Flying

10. If you found a magic lamp & got three wishes, what would they be? World peace, $3 million, longer legs

 

 

 

Bud Smith

 

1. Where do you live, city & country or state?

 

New York City

 

2. From your country what is the most unusual food you like, that most foreigners would hate?

 

Cheez-whiz

 

3. If you had to live in any country besides yours, what would be your favorite & least favorite, in that order?

 

Costa Rica

Iceland

Fiji

England

Canada

 

4. If you were stranded naked on a deserted island & were allowed one thing, what would it be? (no transportation allowed)

 

A knife

 

5. If you could only choose one book as your favorite, what would it be?

 

Jesus' Son by Denis Johnson

 

6. If you could have a conversation with anyone, dead & alive, who would it be, in that order?

 

Vonnegut

Dorothy Parker

Andy Warhol

Bob Dylan

Obama

 

7. If you could have sex with anyone, dead & alive, who would it be, in that order?

 

Cleopatra

Jackie Kennedy Onassis

Bridgette Bardot

Jane Fonda Barbaralla era

Debra Harry 1976

 

 

 

8. What is your favorite movie & television show, in that order?

 

Film: Deerhunter

Movie: Twin Peaks

 

9. If you could only have one super power, what would it be?

 

Freeze time at a whim

 

10. If you found a magic lamp & got three wishes, what would they be?

 

Infinite wishes

without negative loopholes

 

 

Gary Clifton

 

 

1. Where do you live, city & country or state?

Mckinney, TX, USA

2. From your country what is the most unusual food you like, that most foreigners would hate?

Frog legs

3. If you had to live in any country besides yours, what would be your favorite & least favorite, in that order?

Switzerland favorite/ North Korea shithole

4. If you were stranded naked on a deserted island & were allowed one thing, what would it be? (no transportation allowed)

Beer supply

5. If you could only choose one book as your favorite, what would it be?

Tom Sawyer

6. If you could have a conversation with anyone, dead & alive, who would it be, in that order?

Mother

7. If you could have sex with anyone, dead & alive, who would it be, in that order?

Is sticking something up Obama's ass sex?

8. What is your favorite movie & television show, in that order?

True Grit: Castle

9. If you could only have one super power, what would it be?

X ray vision

10. If you found a magic lamp & got three wishes, what would they be?

Find another, identical lamp

Get the Hell out of the Middle East

Make folks on welfare work of the $$$

 

 

 

 

Chris Butler

1. Where do you live, city & country or state?

The poorest section of the richest state in the world

2. From your country what is the most unusual food you like, that most foreigners would hate?

Pussy

3. If you had to live in any country besides yours, what would be your favorite & least favorite, in that order?

The Netherlands/Afghanistan

4. If you were stranded naked on a deserted island & were allowed one thing, what would it be? (no transportation allowed)

A beautiful, conversationalist survivalist

5. If you could only choose one book as your favorite, what would it be?

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

6. If you could have a conversation with anyone, dead & alive, who would it be, in that order?

Jesus of Nazareth/A.D. Winans

7. If you could have sex with anyone, dead & alive, who would it be, in that order?

The Virgin Mary/Princess Kate

8. What is your favorite movie & television show, in that order?

Any snuff film/the "snow" channel

9. If you could only have one super power, what would it be?

Telekinesis

10. If you found a magic lamp & got three wishes, what would they be?

World peace/stop world hunger/free weed for everyone!

 

 

 

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