Thursday, September 25, 2014

dead porn stars / Wesley, the rebuilder of dildoes


 Karl Koweski is known as The Polish Hammer.

                                         dead porn stars

masturbating to
dead porn stars
becomes a sort
of spiritual
necrophilia
for the
morally bankrupt

Savannah
23 forever
as famous for
the famous men
she fucked off screen
as she was
for the men
she serviced through
three hundred titles
ending prematurely
with a bullet
to the temple
a sacred suicide
for the profane goddess

Anna Malle
so named
for her ravenous
sexual appetite
mauled in an
automobile accident
a JG Ballard epilogue
to woman known
for never saying no
finally penetrated
the wrong way

Erica Boyer
the eighties glam queen
toned, high-chested
aerobicized ass
lubricated with
embalming fluid
following such a
pedestrian death
run down in the street
by an off duty cop

dead porn stars
replaced by more
anonymous flesh
interchangeable names
blank faces for hot loads
they will die too
in some interesting form
or other generic fashion
while the
spermicidal holocaust
continues
unabated


                     Wesley, the rebuilder of dildoes

Wesley says
he’s added another
feather to his cap

dildo rebuilder

last Friday
his sole ex girlfriend
texted him
complaining about
a broken vibrator

personally
I question the veracity
of such a situation

I ascribe to the
Mitch Hedberg philosophy

if “an escalator can
never break only
become stairs”

then I posit
a busted vibrator
can only become
a dildo

regardless
Wesley says
it didn’t vibrate
but by the time
he left it was
shucking and jiving
just fine

Wesley goes on
to describe
in mind-numbing detail
the assortment of
gears and ball-bearings
he shuffled
in order to make
a vibrator out of
a dildo

maybe I’m out of line, here
but if a woman calls
to tell me her
vibrator has become
a dildo
I’m going to assume
she wants me to fuck her
and act accordingly

this statement
stymies Wesley
who can only stutter
that she would
not be his ex
if she still
wanted sex

which leads me to think
next time she calls
with a vibrator
that can only be
a dildo
Wesley should suggest
she go fuck herself
with whatever
is available


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